tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27635196.post3965240055850499282..comments2023-11-02T08:15:22.860+00:00Comments on George Bristow's Secret Freezer: It's me. At least, i think it's me.Martinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05618863147387955196noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27635196.post-68837291320018378672008-10-29T22:42:00.000+00:002008-10-29T22:42:00.000+00:00Dear Master Amur,Despite your rather derogatory co...Dear Master Amur,<BR/>Despite your rather derogatory comments about the natives of this good county I have no doubt that you would be welcomed back with joy and celebrations if you were to return. May I suggest a secret location, which I will send you by text or email, but it's in the area of Saltwick Nab, on a Saturday or Sunday in May, we could arrange the actual date and time for your convenience. Just email me your contact details when you are next on-line. I assure you there will be no mess ups with your true identity next time. (I really wouldn't go to Scilly instead though, they'll probably call you Mr Sooty and then there'll be a terrible hullabaloo.) Until we meet, my best regards etcAlastairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17129076714821313669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27635196.post-51481577404216875102008-10-20T14:27:00.000+01:002008-10-20T14:27:00.000+01:00Dear Master Amur, sorry for the initial confusion ...Dear Master Amur, sorry for the initial confusion when we met - I am but a poor and stupid Yorkshireman and you and your cousin Master Red-foot do so look alike. Thank you for being my guest for such a long period however my gratitude is only tempered by your reticience in disclosing your true identity but then which 'celeb' doesn't? Your gratefully your landlord.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16307934734992834446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27635196.post-38097038558590877332008-10-20T00:33:00.000+01:002008-10-20T00:33:00.000+01:00Dear Master Amur (I won't call you 'Mister' until ...Dear Master Amur (I won't call you 'Mister' until you at least gain a full set of adult type underwing coverts on both wings),<BR/> I hope you enjoyed your stay among those canny Yorkshiremen, and didn't harass any whippets or mistake a piece of black pudding for an Emperor sp? I also hope that you still have that piece of paper that I gave you this spring on Happy Island, with detailed directions to Co. Cork, and that you have the good sense to turn up somewhere likely to be covered, so that you won't lack for a welcoming committee.<BR/> The Irish Tourist Board would also be quite pleased if you decide to pop over and meet up with me again, as you may have heard of a group of people called 'passport birders'? These hardy souls would think nothing of hopping on a plane and coming over to make your acquaintance, and any local hostelries and boozers would be more than delighted to meet them also...<BR/> Still, whatever you do, don't crash to the ground, or the tabloids will get out the 'Amur To Fall' headlines.<BR/> Your good friend, <BR/> that Irish bollix who was on Happy Island this MayHarryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04534554869387375467noreply@blogger.com