Blast from the past

Among the jetsam of my past life I found during the office clearup, this scanned piece here I wrote for the November 2000 edition of the 'West Lothian Warbler', World-famous newsletter of the West Lothian Bird Club. I don't know for certain, but I suspect the bird club is now defunct. This is exactly why I hate this sort of memorabilia. My Viz Top Tip for today: if you ever stop running, your entire life will catch up with you, and stopping to reminisce on this sort of stuff just gives it its chance. It's a good read though, I think.