I know I can't talk, but some people have wayyyyyy too much time on their hands.
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My adventures in the (drum roll)... World of Birds! Clash! As nobody has been asking, I'll explain. George Bristow was a taxidermist at the hub of the Hastings Rarities scandal. From 1896 to 1939, hundreds of rare birds passed through his shop in St Leonards-on-Sea which he claimed were locally killed. They were later shown to be fraudulent. I'd like to think that at the back of his shop was a time machine linked to a freezer in another dimension, full of dead birds. You read it here first.
About Me
- Martin
- My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are! Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.
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- More IBWO - very sinister
- Ivory-billed Woodpecker! Double knocks and Video!
- Ivory-billed Woodpecker claimed in Florida!! No ph...
- Heroes of the Birding Revolution V - Bernard Tucker
- Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Testhttp://www.okcupid.com/te...
- Did anyone else notice it was raining?
- Ivory-billed Woodpecker confirmed in Florida!! Ph...
- The Doctor is... CHEERING UP
- The Doctor is back
- The Doctor is OUT, again
- Today's blog entry is brought to you by Rust-eze M...
- Move along, nothing to see here
- Mystic Martin
- Dear Martin...
- The Bill Ivory Witch Project
- Sex, drugs and partidges
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Other good stuff...
- Bitter Bonxie
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- Bogbumper
- Boulmer Birder
- British Birds
- Camera Trap Codger
- Cork Birding
- Fraser's Birding Blog
- Green Withens Birding (sweary!)
- Ivorybills Live!
- Ken Hall Photography
- Menzie birding
- Not Quite Scilly - amusing
- Oe˜ygarden Birding
- Ornitholigical Idiocy
- Punkbirder
- Swampblog
- Toadsnatcher
- Tom McKinney (Parental Advisory)
- Whitby Birding
5 comments:
Make sure you keep that away from the folk on Birdforum. It's just the sort of undisputable evidence they are looking for...
Well, it's convinced me. I was a skeptic... but I've seen the light!
Amy, I think I speak on behalf of the entire British Birdwatching community when I salute your genius. Hope Guantanamo isn't too harsh. i'll watch out for you on the telly. You'll be the one in the orange suit, right? Here's a joke to tell the other inmates...
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what is his name?
"Billy", responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what happened to Billy?"
Oh Libby, you never could keep secret could you? Allegedly!! Tell Amy that I have brought her case to the attention of Amnesty International and the WWF.
>His last known place of employment was a spinach processing plant in California..
Wow! that's where *I* last worked too.
Anyway, I thought Lord Lucifer and his little pixies worked for the government. Like the chain of command goes something like
Corporate business interests > republican neo-con hierarchy > Military > Bush Jr., and between them they just tell the devil to get out there and carry on whatever he was doing. See you in Guantanamo.
M
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