Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The Bill Ivory Witch Project

I know I can't talk, but some people have wayyyyyy too much time on their hands.


5 comments:

Stephen Menzie said...

Make sure you keep that away from the folk on Birdforum. It's just the sort of undisputable evidence they are looking for...

Martin said...

Well, it's convinced me. I was a skeptic... but I've seen the light!

Martin said...

Amy, I think I speak on behalf of the entire British Birdwatching community when I salute your genius. Hope Guantanamo isn't too harsh. i'll watch out for you on the telly. You'll be the one in the orange suit, right? Here's a joke to tell the other inmates...

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what is his name?

"Billy", responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what happened to Billy?"

Martin said...

Oh Libby, you never could keep secret could you? Allegedly!! Tell Amy that I have brought her case to the attention of Amnesty International and the WWF.

Martin said...

>His last known place of employment was a spinach processing plant in California..

Wow! that's where *I* last worked too.
Anyway, I thought Lord Lucifer and his little pixies worked for the government. Like the chain of command goes something like
Corporate business interests > republican neo-con hierarchy > Military > Bush Jr., and between them they just tell the devil to get out there and carry on whatever he was doing. See you in Guantanamo.

M