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My adventures in the (drum roll)... World of Birds! Clash! As nobody has been asking, I'll explain. George Bristow was a taxidermist at the hub of the Hastings Rarities scandal. From 1896 to 1939, hundreds of rare birds passed through his shop in St Leonards-on-Sea which he claimed were locally killed. They were later shown to be fraudulent. I'd like to think that at the back of his shop was a time machine linked to a freezer in another dimension, full of dead birds. You read it here first.
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But can you see an Ivory-billed Woodpecker if you wear this?
It will difinately protect you from aliens, the government and evil mind rays of mad doctors who call themselves biologists.
evil mind rays of mad doctors who call themselves biologists
You'll need a thicker hat than that if you want to reflect my evil mind rays
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