Oh yes. As part of 'interact with the family week' :-) This was brilliant. Just don't mention the juicy pops!
Fnarr fnarr. How old am I?
Gentoo Penguin 'colony'. Can you spot Ghost Penguin? Ooooh Spooky.
Penguins go on killer rampage.
My adventures in the (drum roll)... World of Birds! Clash! As nobody has been asking, I'll explain. George Bristow was a taxidermist at the hub of the Hastings Rarities scandal. From 1896 to 1939, hundreds of rare birds passed through his shop in St Leonards-on-Sea which he claimed were locally killed. They were later shown to be fraudulent. I'd like to think that at the back of his shop was a time machine linked to a freezer in another dimension, full of dead birds. You read it here first.