Cripes, is it just me or do the carol singers get weirder every year?
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My adventures in the (drum roll)... World of Birds! Clash! As nobody has been asking, I'll explain. George Bristow was a taxidermist at the hub of the Hastings Rarities scandal. From 1896 to 1939, hundreds of rare birds passed through his shop in St Leonards-on-Sea which he claimed were locally killed. They were later shown to be fraudulent. I'd like to think that at the back of his shop was a time machine linked to a freezer in another dimension, full of dead birds. You read it here first.
About Me
- Martin
- My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are! Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.
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- Fraser's Birding Blog
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- Ken Hall Photography
- Menzie birding
- Not Quite Scilly - amusing
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- Ornitholigical Idiocy
- Punkbirder
- Swampblog
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- Tom McKinney (Parental Advisory)
- Whitby Birding
2 comments:
At least they gave a good performance. Most of the bastard kids nowadays just ring the bell, wait for you to answer the door then mutter a line or two and stand patiently waiting for the money that they assume you are going to give them.
I give them the severed heads of missionaries. Seems to sort the problem.
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