Sunday, October 08, 2006

Ivory-billed Woodpecker....

... is an 'enemy of Freedom', and hangs around with terrorists and murderers. I have proof...

Mind, at least that one is real. This is meant to be secret, but forensic analysis of this at has revealed that the IBWO in the videos below may be a fake. Make up your own mind.

Unlike the ones in Florida, which are real. But sound like baby deer. I already posted this on BirdForum, but in for a penny etc. Right, 'kent' sound from Florida, clear evidence of presence of IBWO. Left, 'bleat' call of a young White-tailed Deer. Superficially bloody identical.

Deer is from
Acoustics of White-Tailed Deer (Odocoileus virginianus)
Larry W. Richardson; Harry A. Jacobson; Robert J. Muncy; Carroll J. Perkins
Journal of Mammalogy, Vol. 64, No. 2. (May, 1983), pp. 245-252.
Stable URL:

'Kent' is from
Hill, G. E., D. J. Mennill, B. W. Rolek, T. L. Hicks, and K. A. Swiston. 2006. Evidence suggesting that Ivory-billed Woodpeckers (Campephilus principalis) exist in Florida. Avian Conservation and Ecology - Écologie et conservation des oiseaux 1(3): 2. [online] URL:


Amy Rotan said...

An accountancy major at Meremac Community College showed this to me last week. He shot the pic for the rare cave lichen on the wall. How'd you get this?

Martin said...

Amy, think about it... have you ever seen this accountancy major and me in the same room at the same time? thought not. Only joking. Real answer, I thought you knew, but I'm the World authority on the cave lichens of southern Afghanistan. I wrote several books on the subject, currently showing at a remainder store near you. Not much goes on in the area of cave lichens without me knowing about it. Your pal found the same problems i had working in the region - can't get near the walls for hideaway Talibani. Actually, I'm pretty certain I can see Elvis' face in the pattern of the rocks at the back.

Amy Rotan said...

Come to think of it I've never seen you and that supposed Ivory-Billed in the same room together.Hmmm....I'm WATCHING you Collinson.

Martin said...

Hmmm....I'm WATCHING you Collinson.

So are Mossad, the CIA and formerly the KGB. I've beaten them all!!! Whohahahahahahahhaahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!