Saturday, February 10, 2007

A competition

... and I am actually offering a prize. let's see what I've got lying around here..... OK, there is a CD-ROM of 12 FUN Disney girl game demos and a 100 ml tub of Body Shop Hemp Foot Protector (wtf??) for the clever person, probably UK-based, who can tell me what this has got to do with birding.
Have I fallen in his spell?
Does he drown me in Chanel?
Is he vibrant? Is he hell!
So what do I see in him?

Am I dazzled by his style?
Has he made my life worthwhile?
Does he melt me with his smile?
Don't make me laugh.

Every inch of him is limp.
He's a 14-carat wimp.
I would rather have a chimp
As my other half.

But then I'm not blessed with charm.
I bring chaos where there was calm.

So the question should be
What does he see in me?

5 comments:

Stephen Menzie said...

I never watched Watching so I would'nt know...

Martin said...

In that case there's no Hemp Foot Protector for you....

Fraser Simpson said...

I remember 'Watching' (just). Not many birds in it though. Fraser

Harry said...

I seem to remember the guy who played Ives in 'Porridge' playing someone's dad in 'Watching'? Also think I saw birds ONCE in it, EVER!
It wasn't even funny....
H

Martin said...

I'd meant to follow that post up with one about 'Watching', but haven't got round to it yet. Something for midweek.